e-ghost

When your phone screams at you about an email you didn’t get, like it’s trying to tell you a secret and you’re the last person who cares.

Ghosting, but in a virtual party, like you left a Zoom call mid-sentence and now everyone’s confused and mad.

E-Ghosts are like the worst criminals ever, stealing your phone, your car, and your dignity all at once, while wearing masks and making the cops look like they’re in the police academy.