e-game

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A man's way of telling women he's got a brain and a Wi-Fi connection.
Hey, I just e-gamed my ex. She's back in my life and she's paying for the internet.
I e-gamed my crush through a group chat. Now we're dating and I'm paying for the internet.
I e-gamed my mom. She thinks I'm a genius. I'm not. I'm just good at typing.
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A fake TV show online where people pretend they’re famous. It got shut down because no one watched it and the guy running it had a temper.
That e-game show was so fake, I thought my cousin was a contestant. He wasn’t. He was just mad he wasn’t on it.
I used to watch e-games every day. Then it shut down. Now I just watch cat videos.
E-games were the worst. The cast was fake, the drama was fake, and the guy who ran it was a fake person.
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When you call a video game an e-game, it’s because you think it’s fancy and you don’t know what a video game is.
My grandma calls Fortnite an e-game. She doesn’t know what a video game is. She also doesn’t know what Fortnite is.
He said it was an e-game. I said it was a video game. He called me a nerd.
I used to think e-games were cool. Now I think they’re just fancy video games.
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When you pay money to get good at a game and then still lose.
I paid $50 to be good at this game. I still lost. It was a waste of money and my dignity.
She paid to win the e-game. Then she lost. Now she’s paying to win again.
I pay to win. I still lose. I’m broke and I’m mad.
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