E. Fucking Nothing

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A cursed phrase from Pittsburgh millworkers that means you had hopes, but you got zero, and it felt like the universe laughed in your face.
I spent 10 bucks on a lottery ticket. Got E. Fucking Nothing. My dog got more than me.
Waited three hours for my pizza. It was just bread and cheese. E. Fucking Nothing.
I got a promotion. Then they moved me to a different floor. E. Fucking Nothing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A millworker’s way of saying you tried, you hoped, and you got nothing but a big middle finger from life.
I bought a new phone. It broke in a week. E. Fucking Nothing.
Applied for five jobs. Got rejected by all. E. Fucking Nothing.
Went to a concert. The band didn’t show up. E. Fucking Nothing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A phrase from the grumpy Pittsburgh millworkers who say you got nothing when you needed something bad.
I stayed up all night studying. Got a D on the test. E. Fucking Nothing.
Dropped out of college. E. Fucking Nothing.
Waited in line for hours. Got a free coffee. E. Fucking Nothing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A millworker’s cry of despair when you had a plan and it went completely up in smoke.
I borrowed $500 from my brother. Now I owe him $1000. E. Fucking Nothing.
Thought I was going to be rich. Now I’m broke. E. Fucking Nothing.
Got a raise. Then they gave me more work. E. Fucking Nothing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A millworker’s way of telling you you had a dream and it turned into a nightmare with zero rewards.
Thought I was going to be a rockstar. Now I’m just a barista. E. Fucking Nothing.
Trained for a marathon. Got a stomach ache. E. Fucking Nothing.
Bought a house. Now I’m upside down on the mortgage. E. Fucking Nothing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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