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All the dumb tech stuff like emails, social media, texts, chats, Zoom calls, and every other piece of garbage that tries to control our lives. It was supposed to make things easier, but it just makes everything worse and more complicated.
My grandma tried to use Zoom and ended up crying because her dog walked into the camera.
My dad sent me a text saying 'I think I broke the internet.'
My teacher tried to log into Google Classroom and screamed at the screen.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A bunch of modern tech stuff that everyone keeps trying to force on us. It's supposed to help, but it just makes us all more confused and angry.
My mom tried to use WhatsApp and sent a message to her brother's ex-wife's dog.
My uncle tried to use FaceTime and ended up calling his mom's cat.
My teacher tried to use a smartboard and accidentally turned the class into a video game.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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All the stupid tech stuff we're stuck with like emails, social media, texts, and Zoom calls. It's supposed to help us live better, but it just turns our lives into a mess.
My dad tried to use Instagram and posted a photo of his sandwich and got 3 likes.
My grandma tried to use TikTok and accidentally signed up for 100 subscriptions.
My teacher tried to use a smartboard and accidentally turned the class into a video game.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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All the dumb tech stuff that people keep trying to force on us. It was supposed to be easy, but it just made everything harder, and now we're all screaming at our screens.
My uncle tried to use a smartwatch and now thinks it's a remote control for his TV.
My mom tried to use TikTok and now has 500 followers and a new enemy.
My teacher tried to use a smartboard and accidentally turned the class into a video game.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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All the modern tech stuff that tries to take over our lives, like emails, social media, texts, Zoom calls, and everything else that makes us feel like we're being watched and judged all day.
My dad tried to use Facebook and posted a status that said 'I think I broke the internet.'
My grandma tried to use TikTok and now has 100 followers and a new enemy.
My teacher tried to use a smartboard and accidentally turned the class into a video game.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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