E-fuckboy

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#texting disaster#app-dependent#insecure

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A guy who texts girls like they're his ex and then cries when they ignore him because he's too lazy to go out and actually flirt.
'Hey, want to hang out? I'm bored and my mom's yelling at me.'
'You're cute, but I only like you because you're on my app.'
'I don't know why you blocked me. I just wanted to see if you'd respond.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a heartthrob because he's got 50 matches, but he can't even look a girl in the eye when he meets her in real life.
'I'm just here for the likes, okay?'
'I matched with you, so I guess I have to talk to you now.'
'You're not as hot in person. I'm not sure why I swiped right.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who dates girls only because they're on his phone and doesn't care if they're annoying or dumb as long as they reply fast.
'I don't care if you're ugly. You texted me back in 10 minutes.'
'She's dumb, but she's my dumb.'
'I don't even know her name. She just sends me memes.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who only dates girls on apps and then acts like he's the king of the world when he gets a date, even though it's just a 7-Eleven.
'I got a date! It's at 7-Eleven. I'm so cool.'
'She's just a girl. I matched with her. That's all that matters.'
'I don't even like her. I just wanted free snacks.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who dates girls only because they're on his phone and can't even remember their names after a week.
'Her name was Lisa. I think.'
'I dated her for a week. I still don't know her name.'
'She was cute. I don't know her name. That's fine.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who uses dating apps like it's his job and acts like he's got it all figured out, even though he's just swiping for snacks.
'I've got 100 matches. I'm rich.'
'I don't even like her. I just wanted to get free pizza.'
'I'm dating 10 girls. I'm a legend.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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