e-fuck

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Using your phone or computer to fake having sex with someone else. It’s like having sex, but you don’t actually get any of the good parts.
I was e-fucking my crush through Facebook and he didn’t even know I was doing it.
She was e-fucking five guys at once and didn’t even care.
He e-fucked me through a text and it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Having sex with an e-boy. It’s like having a relationship with someone who only knows how to talk in caps and send you a million messages.
I got e-fucked by an e-boy and it was the most awkward thing ever.
He e-fucked me through MSN and I couldn’t stop laughing.
I e-fucked my friend’s e-boy and he was so mad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you wait for something cool and it turns out to be nothing. Like when you wait for a pizza and it’s just bread and cheese.
I waited for a job and got nothing. Total e-fuck.
I waited for a promotion and got a raise of one dollar. E-fuck.
I waited for a vacation and got stuck in traffic. E-fuck.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you take someone off your Facebook friends list just to be mean. It’s like telling them you don’t like them, but you’re too lazy to say it.
I e-fucked my ex by unfriending him in front of everyone.
She e-fucked me because I laughed at her bad joke.
He e-fucked his crush by unfriending her on a Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you slam your e-brake in your car and then a slut comes in and takes it. It’s like the worst date ever.
I e-fucked my car and then a slut came in and I was so mad.
She e-fucked her friend’s car and it was the worst thing ever.
He e-fucked his brother’s car and it was so bad, it was funny.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The best pizza ever made. It’s so good it makes you feel like you’re in heaven.
I ate e-fuck pizza and it was the best thing ever.
She got e-fuck pizza and it was so good, she cried.
He ate e-fuck pizza and didn’t even want to leave.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone is so obsessed with you that they ignore everyone else and only think about you. It’s like you’re the only person in the world.
He e-fucked me so bad, he didn’t even talk to his friends anymore.
She e-fucked me and I was the only thing she thought about.
He e-fucked me and I got a raise. Then I got a promotion. Then I got a pizza.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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