e-friends

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E-Friends are people you talk to on the internet like they’re your best friend, even though you’ve never seen them and they probably smell like old pizza.
"I’ve been messaging this guy for a year. He’s my e-friend. I think he’s a ghost."
"She’s my e-friend. We’ve never met, but she knows all my secrets."
"My e-friend is better than my real friend. My real friend says I’m weird. My e-friend says I’m brilliant."
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An e-friend is someone you call a friend even though you only know them from the internet, and they probably think you’re a weirdo.
"He’s my e-friend. He thinks I’m a genius. I think he’s a delusional idiot."
"We’ve been texting for months. I call him my e-friend. He calls me a weirdo."
"She’s my e-friend. We’ve never met. She said I’m the best friend she ever had. I said she’s the worst."
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An e-friend is a person you chat with online, like they’re your best friend, even though they might be a troll or just really bad at spelling.
"My e-friend is a troll. He said I’m a moron. I said he’s a retard."
"She’s my e-friend. We text all the time. She can’t spell. I can’t read."
"He’s my e-friend. He’s a fake. I think he’s my neighbor. He says I’m a fake."
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