Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake friend you talk to through the internet like they're not a total weirdo.

Hey, e-freind, why did you send me a picture of a cat wearing a hat?

My e-freind thinks TikTok is a real job.

I asked my e-freind if they wanted to hang out, and they said 'I'll text you when I'm not dead.'

2

A person you pretend to like just because they're on the internet and not your actual friends.

My e-freind called me at 3 a. m. to talk about a video game.

I have 100 e-freinds and none of them know who I am.

My e-freind thinks I'm a genius because I said 'hi' once.

3

A friend you only know because they're on the internet and they're not worth your time.

My e-freind has a pet lizard and thinks it's a friend.

I got 100 messages from my e-freind about a meme I don't even get.

My e-freind is my only friend and I hate them.

4

A person you chat with online like they're not a total loser.

My e-freind thinks they're famous because they have 5 followers.

I asked my e-freind for help and they said, 'I'm not even real.'

My e-freind sent me a 30-minute video just to say 'hi.'

5

A friend you only know through the internet and they're not even good at being a friend.

My e-freind said they'd be my best friend forever, and now they're my worst enemy.

I had to explain to my e-freind that 'cool' is not a real word.

My e-freind is a total waste of my time and my internet data.