e-folio

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A fancy digital scrapbook of your best work that you can send to a boss or client like a smug kid showing off their report card.
I sent my e-folio to the boss and said, 'Here’s my mess. Take it or leave it.'
My e-folio was so good, my client asked if I could send them my brain too.
I made my e-folio in the middle of the night. It was messy. I didn’t care. It was my pride.
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A digital folder of your best work that you send to people who probably don’t care, but you still want to impress.
I sent my e-folio to 10 people and only one replied. It was worth it.
My e-folio had a typo. I still sent it. That’s how much I wanted to be noticed.
I made my e-folio so good, my mom texted me to say she was proud.
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A cocky digital brochure of your best work that you send to people like you're auditioning for a job and not just applying.
I sent my e-folio like I was the next big thing. I wasn’t. But I felt like it.
My e-folio had a cool animation. I didn’t care if it worked. It looked good.
I made my e-folio on my phone. It was messy. I was messy. It was perfect.
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A smart-ass digital folder of your best work that you send to people who probably want to see your face, not just your work.
I sent my e-folio and said, 'Don’t bother me. I’m busy being awesome.'
My e-folio was so good, my client offered me a raise before I even got hired.
I made my e-folio in a rush. It had coffee stains. It still looked cool.
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A show-offy digital folder of your best work that you send to people like you're giving them a hard time and not just applying for a job.
I sent my e-folio with a note that said, 'Take it or leave it. I don’t care.'
My e-folio was so good, my client asked if I could come in early.
I made my e-folio at 2 a. m. and it still looked like a million bucks.
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A braggy digital scrapbook of your best work that you send to people like you’re trying to be the best and not just getting the job.
I sent my e-folio and said, 'I’m not bragging. I’m just being real.'
My e-folio had a typo. I sent it anyway. I was that confident.
I made my e-folio in the bath. It still looked cool.
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