e-flurrying

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To e-flurry is to waste your life scrolling through your phone like a brain-dead zombie while yelling at your mom for not replying to your 17th text.

'Mom, I've been e-flurrying for 2 hours and you still haven't answered!'

'I e-flurried through 100 emails just to find out my dog ate my homework.'

'He e-flurried so much he forgot to eat and now he's a ghost.'

E-flurrying is when you spend more time online than breathing, and you're too high on caffeine to care if your brain is melting.

'I e-flurried all night and now my eyes are like fried eggs.'

'She e-flurried so much she missed her own birthday party.'

'He e-flurried through 500 tweets just to argue with a stranger about the best pizza.'

To e-flurry is to be so obsessed with your phone that you forget how to talk to real people, and you also forget how to brush your teeth.

'I e-flurried until my phone fell into the toilet.'

'He e-flurried so much he started talking to his cat like it was a forum.'

'She e-flurried through 200 messages just to tell her crush she was ugly.'

E-flurrying is when you sit there like a sad potato, typing messages to people who don't even care about you, and you're still too proud to stop.

'He e-flurried for hours just to get one like back.'

'She e-flurried so much she turned her dog into a meme.'

'I e-flurried through 300 emails just to find out my boss was asleep.'

To e-flurry is to be so online that you're not even sure if you're alive, but you're definitely not dead yet.

'He e-flurried until his fingers turned into emojis.'

'She e-flurried so much she forgot how to sleep.'

'I e-flurried through 500 DMs just to find out my crush was a robot.'