Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

sending dirty messages online to someone you're trying to get into your pants

Hey baby, I’ve been thinking about your face all day

You look like you could eat me for breakfast

I’d take you out for ice cream and then take you home

2

calling someone a hot mess and pretending you're not trying to get them to take your clothes off

You’re a hot mess and I love it

I’d take you to the mall and then take you to my room

You’re the best kind of disaster

3

sending messages that are basically love letters but with swear words and a side of nonsense

I love you like my mom loves my sister’s cat

You’re the best thing since sliced bread and free pizza

If you were a vegetable, you’d be my favorite

4

talking to someone online like you're the only person who matters and they're the best thing since free snacks

You're the best thing since free snacks and my ex

I'd marry you if you let me

You're my favorite person besides my mom and my dog

5

messing with someone online by saying things that are both sweet and completely ridiculous

You’re like my favorite snack and my favorite movie

I’d take you on a date and then take you home

You’re the only thing keeping me from crying

6

sending messages that are basically a mix of compliments and threats because you want them to like you

I love you, but if you don’t text me back, I’ll cry

You’re the best thing since my mom’s coffee

If you don’t come to my house, I’ll cry