e-flex

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Making people on the internet think you're awesome when you're really just a smelly E-tard with a keyboard and a bad attitude.
Bro, I just got 100 likes on my meme. I'm the king of the internet.
My dad said I'm gonna be famous. He's wrong. I'm already famous.
I flex so hard, my e-peen is bigger than my brain.
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How fast you can reply to a text or a tweet before someone else does. It's like a race, and you're the loser if you're slow.
I saw the tweet at 10:00 AM and replied at 10:01 AM. I won.
He texted me at 11:59 PM. I replied at 12:00 AM. I'm the best.
I got a message at 1:00 AM. I replied at 1:00 AM. I'm a god.
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A digital jail where internet tough guys train to be bigger, louder, and more annoying. The only way to win is by yelling in all caps.
I flexed so hard, my e-peen broke the internet.
I used all caps and no one could hear me. I'm a legend.
My e-peen is so big, it's causing a blackout.
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