e-fficial

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When you and your crush are so desperate to look cool that you post your relationship status online like it’s a royal decree from the internet gods.
I’m now officially Facebook official. My life is complete.
She changed her relationship status to ‘in a love affair’ because ‘official’ was too basic.
He posted a picture of us with a caption that said ‘We’re official now, and it’s not even 9 a. m. yet.’
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When you act like you’re from the internet itself, and everyone else is just a background character in your epic story.
I’m not just online, I’m e-fficial. You don’t even know what that means yet.
I texted my mom in all caps and added three emojis because I’m e-fficial now.
I made a tweet about my lunch like it was a world event. I’m e-fficial, baby.
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