e-fatigue

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e-fatigue is when your brain explodes from signing in to too many stupid websites that all want your soul and a new password.

I just joined this app and now I have to remember 7 passwords. My brain is melting.

Why do I need a profile? I just wanted to watch cat videos.

This website wants my money, my time, and my firstborn. I’m done.

e-fatigue is the hatred you feel when you have to join yet another website just to get something you wanted.

I had to pay to join this app. I wanted free stuff, not a bill.

This site won’t let me in unless I sign in with 3 different accounts. What’s the point?

I’m not even going to try. I’ll just watch the cat videos and be sad.

e-fatigue is the annoyance you get from being asked for your password every 5 minutes like you’re some kind of robot.

Why do I need my password again? I just logged in 30 seconds ago.

This site won’t stop asking for my password. I’m gonna scream.

I forgot my password. I forgot my life. I forgot my dog.

e-fatigue is when you’re too tired from clicking buttons and typing passwords to even care about the internet anymore.

I clicked 10 buttons just to watch a video. I’m too tired to live.

I had to join 3 apps just to see this post. My fingers are numb.

I gave up on life. I’m now a hermit who only watches cat videos.

e-fatigue is when you’re so sick of signing in and joining that you just scream into the void and hope it goes away.

I screamed into the void and it didn’t help. I still have to sign in.

I joined 5 websites today. I’m not even alive anymore.

This site wants me to join, sign in, and pay. I’m not doing it.