e-father

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A fake dad from the internet who acts like your dad but isn't. He yells at you and sends you money when you need it.

'I'm your e-father now. You failed math. I'm sending you $20 and a curse.'

'Why are you crying? I'm your e-father. I don't care. Just get a better grade.'

'You're my e-father. I'm your son. I don't care if you're 20 years older.'

Some guy online who acts like your dad but is just trying to make you feel worse.

'Your real dad is a disappointment. I'm your e-father. I'm here to make you feel even worse.'

'You failed again. Your e-father is disappointed. Your real dad is sleeping.'

'Your e-father just sent you a message. It said, 'You're a failure. But I love you.'

A dad from the internet who gives you advice and money, but only if you promise to be the worst version of yourself.

'I'm your e-father. I give you $50 if you promise to fail again.'

'Your e-father just texted you. He said, 'You're my worst student. I'm proud.'

'Your e-father is watching. He says, 'You're the worst. But I still love you.'