E-fagot

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An E-fagot is a guy who puffs on a vape like it’s a gold-plated dick and shows it off to everyone like they’re stupid
I saw this E-fagot at the mall vaping so loud I could hear him from the food court
My cousin’s a E-fagot and he flicks his vape like it’s a flex contest
This E-fagot tried to impress my dog with his vape and the dog just stared at him like he was crazy
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An E-fagot is someone who thinks they’re cool just because they can blow smoke rings with their vape
This E-fagot tried to make a smoke ring and it looked like a blob
My neighbor is an E-fagot and he vapes in the middle of the street like no one’s watching
At the party, the E-fagot did a smoke ring and it was just a cloud
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An E-fagot is a guy who shoves his vape in your face like it’s a middle finger and then coughs like a dragon
This E-fagot shoved his vape in my face and I could taste the mint
My brother’s a E-fagot and he coughs so hard it sounds like a bear
At the bus stop, the E-fagot blew so much vapor it covered the whole bus
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An E-fagot is a person who acts like they’re rich just because they can buy vapes and blow smoke all day
This E-fagot thinks he’s rich because he has a neon vape
My friend is an E-fagot and he buys vapes with his allowance
This E-fagot spends all his money on vapes and still wears the same shirt
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An E-fagot is someone who thinks they’re a king just because they can puff on a vape and look cool
This E-fagot thinks he’s a king and he’s just standing there vaping
My little brother is an E-fagot and he thinks he’s a king
This E-fagot walks around like he’s royalty just because he can blow vapor
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An E-fagot is a guy who thinks he’s tough because he can cough like a monster and puff like a dragon
This E-fagot coughs so hard it sounds like a monster
My dad’s a E-fagot and he puffs like he’s about to explode
This E-fagot puffed so much vapor it looked like a storm
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