e-facial

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a smug email blast sent to a bunch of people that sounds like it’s for their benefit, but it’s really just the sender showing off like a peacock with a middle finger
Hey everyone! I’m giving you all a free pizza because I’m so generous! (Note: I’m also getting a free pizza for myself.)
I’m starting a charity! It’s called ‘Me Inc.’
I’m giving you all a raise… because I feel like it.
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when a guy jacks off on Skype while talking to a girl and blows his load right on her face like he’s trying to paint a masterpiece with cum
Hey babe, I’m gonna take a break from work and jizz on your face while we talk.
I just got promoted, so I’m gonna cum on your face to celebrate.
I’m gonna do this while eating a taco and watching Netflix.
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