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when your girl is a total ho in retail and you’re so mad you want to punch a vending machine
My girl left me for a Target employee. I threw a snack bar at her.
She got promoted at Walmart and I got demoted in life.
I saw her with a guy in the clearance section. I yelled, 'That’s my discount!'
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when your girl is a retail ho and you're so mad you start screaming at the self-checkout
I walked into the store, saw her with a guy, and screamed, 'I pay for that cart!'
She got a free coffee and I got a free ticket to the ER.
I tried to ring up my own stuff but the machine laughed at me.
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when your girl is a retail ho and you're so mad you start fighting with the stock boy
I saw her with the stock boy and I tackled him. He dropped a whole shelf of cereal.
I yelled, 'That's my girl!' and he yelled, 'That's my job!'
We fought over a box of cereal. It was the worst cereal fight ever.
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