e-dump

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Sending your ex a long email about how you’re over them, instead of just manning up and telling them to their face you’re done.

I just got a 5-page email saying I was ‘not the one’ and that I should ‘just move on’, I’m not moving on, I’m moving out.

She sent me a text saying, ‘I’m done, I don’t need you anymore, you’re a waste of time’, and then blocked me.

He emailed me 3 times a day for a week before I finally said, ‘Just break up with me already.’

Ditching someone through texts, emails, or DMs because you’re too much of a chicken to tell them in person.

She texted me, ‘We’re over. Don’t even bother coming to my party.’ I showed up anyway, and she acted like she didn’t even know me.

He sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re not worth my time anymore. Good riddance.’ Then he went to the bar with his friends.

She emailed me, ‘We’re done. You’re a joke.’ I replied, ‘You’re a joke, and you’re a terrible one.’

Getting completely dumped by email, and it was so bad it felt like you were thrown out of a moving car.

I got an email that said, ‘You’re a disaster. We’re done. Don’t even bother talking to me again.’ I cried for an hour.

He sent me a 10-paragraph email saying I was ‘a complete waste of space’, I’m still reeling.

She emailed me, ‘You’re the worst. I never want to see you again.’ I replied, ‘You’re the worst, and you’re the worst at being the worst.’