e-dultery

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cheating on your spouse using the internet and talking to some guy or girl online until you're too stupid to care about your marriage anymore.

"I just got a DM from my ex's new bf. He said he's going to murder me."

"My wife thinks I'm at work, but I'm actually at a pizza place with my online lover."

"I told my husband I was going to the gym. I was actually eating tacos with my e-buddy."

when you're too lazy to cheat in person, so you just flirt with someone on the internet until you're both too dumb to stop.

"My husband thinks I'm shopping. I'm actually messaging my e-lover about how dumb he is."

"My online fling sent me a photo of his dog. I sent him a photo of my dog. Now we're married."

"I told my wife I was working late. I was actually eating pizza with my e-buddy."

when you're too stupid to keep your marriage, so you just talk to someone else online and forget about your spouse.

"My wife caught me messaging my e-lover. She said she was going to kill me."

"I told my husband I was going to bed. I was actually messaging my e-buddy about how dumb he was."

"My online fling said he was going to propose. I said I was going to propose. Now we're both stupid."

when you talk to someone online so much you forget about your actual lover and start thinking that person is your real lover.

"My husband thinks I'm working. I'm actually messaging my e-buddy about how much I hate him."

"My online lover sent me a photo of his cat. I sent him a photo of my dog. Now we're married."

"I told my wife I was going to dinner. I was actually eating pizza with my e-buddy."

cheating using the internet, mostly by talking to someone online until you're too dumb to care about your spouse.

"My wife caught me messaging my e-lover. She said she was going to kill me."

"I told my husband I was going to work. I was actually eating pizza with my e-buddy."

"My online fling said he was going to propose. I said I was going to propose. Now we're both dumb."

when you're too dumb to keep your marriage, so you just start talking to someone else online and forget about your spouse.

"My husband thinks I'm at work. I'm actually messaging my e-buddy about how much I hate him."

"My wife caught me messaging my e-lover. She said she was going to murder me."

"I told my husband I was going to bed. I was actually eating pizza with my e-buddy."