Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The door that slams in your face when you unfriend or block someone on social media, like Facebook.

I blocked my ex because he kept tagging me in stupid selfies.

She unfriended me after I posted that gross pizza pic.

He blocked me because I called his mom a donkey on Twitter.

2

The magical door that disappears when you unfriend or block someone, like on Facebook.

I unfriended my annoying cousin, and poof! He was gone.

She blocked me, and I couldn't see her anymore. It was like she died.

He blocked me, and I didn't know why until he sent me a mean message.

3

The door you kick and scream at when you unfriend or block someone, like on Facebook.

I kicked the door when I blocked my boss for giving me extra work.

She screamed at the door when she unfriended her fake friend.

He yelled at the door after he blocked his annoying neighbor.

4

The door you shut in someone's face when you unfriend or block them on Facebook.

I shut the door in my ex’s face after he texted me at 2 a. m.

She slammed the door when she unfriended her toxic friend.

He shut the door when he blocked his annoying coworker.

5

The door that turns into a wall when you unfriend or block someone on Facebook.

I unfriended my annoying friend, and the door turned into a wall. I couldn’t see him anymore.

She blocked her cheating boyfriend, and suddenly there was a wall between them.

He unfriended his mean teacher, and the door just vanished, like it was never there.

6

The door that laughs at you when you unfriend or block someone on Facebook.

I blocked my boss, and the door laughed at me like I was a joke.

She unfriended her mean friend, and the door cackled like it was proud.

He blocked his annoying neighbor, and the door just snickered at him.