E-doink

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An i-doink is like a Juul and a blunt having a screaming match in your lungs. You don’t know what it is, but you know it hates you.
Bro, I just hit an i-doink and my brain is on fire.
Why do you always bring that i-doink to the bus? You’re gonna blow the roof off.
That i-doink is my nemesis. It’s been haunting me since 7th grade.
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An i-doink is when you smoke so much you think you're a dragon. It’s a mystery drug, and you’re just along for the ride.
I’m not high, I’m a dragon. Thanks to this i-doink.
That i-doink is a mystery. I don’t even know what it is, but it’s working.
You brought an i-doink to lunch? What are you, a wizard?
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An i-doink is like a blunt that’s been hit with a Juul and then cursed by a witch. You don’t know what it is, but you know it’s bad news.
That i-doink is cursed. I just coughed up a hairball.
I don’t know what it is, but I know it’s an i-doink and it’s gonna kill me.
The i-doink is the devil. I saw it in the mirror.
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An i-doink is the last thing you smoke before you go to sleep. It’s a mystery, and you just don’t care anymore.
I’m too tired to care what this i-doink is. Just let it happen.
This i-doink is a mystery, but I’m too lazy to solve it.
I smoked an i-doink and now I’m dreaming about dragons.
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An i-doink is when you smoke so much you think you’re a superhero. It’s a mix of everything, and it doesn’t even care about you.
That i-doink is the reason I think I’m a superhero.
I don’t know what it is, but it’s an i-doink and it’s cool.
That i-doink is a legend. It’s got more power than you.
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