Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's the best because his name starts with E and he looks like he stepped out of a 2000s infomercial.

Ethan: 'I'm the best, you're just a nobody.'

Eric: 'My haircut is legendary, you're just a mess.'

Ebenezer: 'I'm rich, you're broke, and I'm also rich.'

2

A sun that’s so goddamn lazy it stares at you like you’re a bad student who failed math and still didn’t do the homework.

'The sun’s looking at me like I owe him money.'

'Why does the sun look so annoyed? Did I forget to do my taxes?'

'The sun just stared at me and I felt my soul being judged.'

3

A guy with a stupid haircut and a face that says, 'I’ve been in three relationships and all of them ended because I couldn’t handle the truth.'

'E-Dog just walked into the room and I knew my life was over.'

'He looks like he just got out of jail and still hasn’t learned how to dress.'

'He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool but no one else does.'

4

A stupid soldier who thinks he’s important just because he wears a uniform and has a rank that’s not even real.

'The officer called me a E-Dog like I was a joke.'

'E-Dog said I wasn’t good enough to be in the same room as him.'

'He’s just a E-Dog who doesn’t know how to do anything right.'

5

A fancy car that looks like it came out of a commercial and cost more than your first car, your second car, and your third car combined.

'That Eldorado is so fancy, it should have a seatbelt for the backseat.'

'My dad drives an E-Dog and he thinks he’s rich.'

'That car looks like it belongs in a movie, not on the road.'

6

When you’re on a voice chat and someone’s doing E-sex so loud it sounds like a war broke out in a bedroom.

'E-Dog just did E-sex and I can hear it in the next room.'

'That E-sex is louder than my mom’s screaming when she sees my grades.'

'He’s doing E-sex so loud it’s like he’s trying to wake up the whole school.'

7

A Fortnite streamer who thinks he’s a rockstar just because he hides in bushes and talks to no one.

'E-Dog just hid in a bush and talked to no one for ten minutes.'

'He plays saxophone and thinks it’s a superpower.'

'He’s so cool he hides in bushes just for fun.'