e-divorce

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a divorce that happens online, usually through a message, a post, or a comment that makes you feel like your ex is a complete idiot.

'I’m done with you. You’re a waste of oxygen.', sent via DM at 2 a. m.

Your ex posted a story about their new life and tagged you in the most embarrassing way possible.

They left you on Facebook and said, 'You’re just a footnote in my life now.'

when you end a marriage by typing a message instead of talking to your ex like a normal person.

Your ex sent you a message that said, 'You’re the reason I got a second job.'

They posted on Twitter, 'I’m out of here. You’re the worst.'

They left you on Instagram with a comment that said, 'You’re just a mistake I can’t undo.'

a divorce that happens when you message your ex, and they respond with something so stupid, you instantly know it’s over.

You said, 'We can work this out.' They replied, 'No. I’m done. You’re the worst.'

You sent a message saying, 'Let’s talk.' They said, 'Nope. I’m moving on.'

You asked, 'Are we still on for dinner?' They said, 'No. I’m with someone else.'

a divorce that happens through a message or post, and your ex is so embarrassed they might cry.

They posted, 'I can’t believe I ever loved you.'

They sent you a message that said, 'You’re the reason I got a second job.'

They left you a comment on Instagram saying, 'You’re the worst.'

a divorce that happens online, often through a message or a comment, and it’s the worst way to end a relationship.

They said, 'You’re just a mistake I can’t undo.'

They posted, 'I’m out of here. You’re the worst.'

They sent you a message that said, 'No more. I’m done.'

when you end a marriage by typing a message, and your ex is so surprised they might have a heart attack.

You said, 'We’re done.' They replied, 'What? Why?'

You sent them a message saying, 'I’m out of here.' They said, 'What?'

You posted, 'I’m done with you.' They replied, 'You’re the worst.'