e-depression

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Weak American kids (or fake American kids) who act like they're 'depressed' and whine about it online all day, mostly on MSN and chat rooms. They think they’re deep, but they’re just sad because their mom didn’t buy them candy.
'I’m so depressed I can’t even write a poem about it.'
‘I’m so depressed I can’t even log on to MSN.’
‘I’m depressed because my crush didn’t message me back.’
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A mental disease that 95% of MySpace users get from being too emo and using too many filters.
'I’m so sad my profile picture is blurry.'
‘I’m depressed because my band is called ‘The Sad Puppies.’’
‘I’m depressed because I have 12 friends and 3 of them are fake.’
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What happens to people who smoke weed and can’t remember past the letter E because their brain is too fried.
'I tried to spell ‘excellent’ but I only got to E.'
‘I was trying to write a poem but all I could remember was E.’
‘I thought the alphabet ended at E because I was high.’
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