e-dentity

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Your e-dentity is your online identity. It’s like your internet face, but it’s also your ticket to being roasted by strangers every day.

My e-dentity is a mess. I signed up for 17 websites last week. Now I have 17 passwords and 17 headaches.

My e-dentity is my life. My ex knows my password. I am doomed.

My e-dentity is my pride. I use it to post memes. My mom follows me. I am embarrassed.

Getting your email stolen by spambots is like being punked by a robot. You become the villain in a spam email. And you get your own email for it.

I got spammed by 500 people. My email was stolen. I am now the spam king.

My email was stolen by a phishing scam. I got 300 emails from my own email. I am now a spam machine.

Spambots stole my email. I sent out 200 spam emails. I am now a spam god.