E-Day

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E-Day is when Earth’s biggest f***-ups finally joined forces to punch space f***ers in the face because those aliens were too f***ing lazy to take a hint.

'E-Day was the day I stopped caring about my math homework and started caring about alien butt-kicking.', @Student4Life

'The aliens came to take our snacks, and we said, 'Not today, f***ers!', @AlienFighter99

'E-Day is the only day I've ever seen the whole world agree on something. It was glorious.', @HistoryBuff45

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fred! made up E-Day just to feel special, and he said Earth would unite against aliens at L-1, which is just a fancy way of saying 'a place that sounds cool.'

'Fred! is the worst. He made E-Day just because he was tired of being ignored.', @FredHater7

'L-1 is just a fancy name for a parking spot. The aliens probably thought it was a spaceship.', @AlienHater23

'Fred! said the aliens would be defeated. They were wrong. And so was Fred!.', @FredIsWrong

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-Day is the day we found out how bad we all are. It was like the worst election ever, but with more crying and less pizza.

'E-Day was like watching my parents fight over who got the last slice of pizza.', @Voter123

'I voted for someone else, and it turned out I was wrong. Again.', @MessedUpVoter

'E-Day is the only day I’ve ever cried in public, and it was over a single vote.', @Cryer45

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-Day is when Mines kids get drunk, shout 'E!' like it’s a curse, and forget that they’re supposed to be engineers, not barflies.

'I spent E-Day drunk on the floor of the dorm. I think I still have a pizza box in my hair.', @MinesDrunk12

'E-Day is the only time I remember why I went to Mines. It’s also the only time I forgot.', @MinesStudent87

'E-Day = 3 days of drinking, 3 days of regret, and 100 days of trying to remember what 'E' stands for.', @MinesDrinker

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-Day is when everyone yells 'E!' so loud that the aliens might think it's a new kind of weapon.

'I yelled 'E!' so loud my neighbor thought I was possessed.', @EYeller99

'E-Day is when I forget my own name but remember to scream 'E!' at the top of my lungs.', @EKing

'E-Day is when I made the aliens think we had a secret weapon. We didn’t. We had a loud mouth.', @EWarrior

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-Day is when e-girls everywhere dress like they’re in a TikTok video, and it’s completely acceptable, even if it looks like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backward.

'I dressed up like an e-girl on E-Day. My cat looked at me like I’d gone mad.', @EGirlDad

'E-Day is when I put on eyeliner and suddenly my life made sense.', @EGirl45

'E-Day is the only day I feel like a star. Also, my hair looks like a raccoon got into my makeup bag.', @EGirlRaccoon

by Slangipedia 14d ago