E-dawg

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An E-dawg is a dumb blonde girl who looks like she was hit by a bus and also hates guys because she's too thick to think straight.
Hey E-dawg, why’d you flirt with my brother? He’s got two brains and you’ve got one.
E-dawg tried to explain why the sky is blue. It took three minutes and a nap.
E-dawg called my dad a ‘dumb chicken’ and then cried when he didn’t laugh.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An E-dawg is a giant red-haired man who looks like a mountain and loves shiny stuff and swords like they’re his best friends.
E-dawg stole my sword and said it looked ‘cool’, which it didn’t.
E-dawg fought a bear with a gold-plated axe and won. No one asked questions.
E-dawg’s gold stash is so big, it could buy a whole pizza shop.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An E-dawg is a crazy lady who flies a helicopter made of cheese and shoots rockets at people who have moles or ants on their face. She also screams about guitars and piddles everywhere.
E-dawg piddled on my math test and screamed, ‘I WOV GWUITARES’!
She flew her cheese helicopter over the park and shot a rocket at a guy with a mole on his nose.
She ran around like a maniac and flooded the music block with pee and guitar riffs.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An E-dawg is when the universe decides to give you the worst day ever, like when you get stuck in the elevator with your ex.
E-dawg hit me when I spilled my coffee on my boss’s pants.
E-dawg made my dog sick and then my math test.
I woke up with a hangover, my phone died, and my pants were on fire.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An E-dawg is when you ace a test so hard, it looks like you cheated, but you didn’t.
E-dawg hit me when I got 100% on my math test and no one believed me.
I aced the exam so fast, the teacher thought I had a superpower.
E-dawg hit me again when I finished the test before the clock even started.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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