E-cup

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So big it could knock out a door. Like a D-cup but with more attitude and less shame.

My E-cup is like a tent. I’m not sleeping in a tent, I’m sleeping in a campsite.

She walked in and the whole room went silent. It was like a hurricane hit a library.

My bra broke last night. It was a war zone up there.

A cup that lives on the internet. It’s not real, but it’s getting likes.

I don’t have E-cups, but I’ve got 10,000 followers. That’s the same thing.

My profile pic is my E-cup. I didn’t take a photo, I took a selfie.

They said I had E-cups. I said, 'I have a phone and a camera.'

Plastic or silicone things you stick under your clothes. They lie, they cheat, and they never shut up.

My E-cups are fake. They don’t know the meaning of the word ‘sweat.’

She’s got E-cups. I’ve got a loan. We’re both in trouble.

My E-cups are the reason I can’t fit into my pants. They’re like my ex.

A bra size so big it’s like a whole new person. Or a whole new problem.

I wear an E-cup. My bra is like a second job.

She’s got an E-cup. I’ve got a headache. We’re both suffering.

My E-cup is bigger than my problems. My problems are tiny.