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An e-crisis is when you realize your whole life is a lie and your parents never loved you. You’re stuck in a loop of confusion and regret, wondering why you ever bought that stupid brand of cereal.
My 12-year-old cousin had an e-crisis after discovering his dad has a Tinder profile.
I got an e-crisis when I realized my dog knows more about life than my boss.
My e-crisis hit when I found out my mom’s ‘healthy’ smoothie was just pure sugar and regret.