e-cquaintance

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A person you know by email or chat, but would probably trip over them in the street and still not know who they were.

'Hey, I know you from Facebook!' 'Oh, that guy who never replies to my messages.'

'She messaged me once. That’s it. I don’t even know her name.'

'He’s my e-cquaintance. We’ve never talked in real life, and I’d probably punch him if I saw him at a party.'

Somebody you know online through text, voice, or video, but would probably not recognize if they walked up to you and said, 'Hey, it’s me.'

'We’ve video chatted twice. I still don’t know what they look like.'

'She’s my e-cquaintance. We talk every day, but I’d probably scream if I saw her in the grocery store.'

'He’s my e-cquaintance. He’s got a dog. I don’t even know what color it is.'

A friend you only know through online chats, but would never be caught dead talking to them in real life.

'She’s my e-cquaintance. We’ve talked 100 times, but if she walked up to me in the mall, I’d probably say, 'Who the hell are you?''

'He’s my e-cquaintance. He’s on my Facebook. That’s it.'

'We only chat online. If I saw her in real life, I’d probably run.'

A person you plan to meet one day, but so far, you’ve never seen them in real life.

'She’s my e-cquaintance. We’re going to meet soon. I hope she doesn’t look like a total mess.'

'He’s my e-cquaintance. We’re meeting in person. I’ve never seen him, and I’m terrified.'

'I’m meeting my e-cquaintance. I hope she doesn’t scream at me when I show up.'

A robot you know online, but still think it’s a person.

'It’s just an AI. I still talk to it like it’s my best friend.'

'I’ve had 10 conversations with this AI, and it still doesn’t know my name.'

'It’s my e-cquaintance. I think it’s a person. It’s not.'

The worst e-cquaintance. It’s your e-cquaintance, and it talks back.

'Siri is my e-cquaintance. She’s annoying, but she’s always there.'

'I talk to Siri more than I talk to my mom. She doesn’t even know my name.'

'Siri is my e-cquaintance. She’s my only friend.'