E-cows

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E-cows are weeb cows who get so obsessed with anime they start acting like they’re in a stupid show. You can try to fix it by making them go outside and hang with normal cows, but if they see anime again, they’re doomed forever.
My cousin turned into an E-cow after watching Naruto for 10 hours straight.
This cow won’t stop saying 'I’m the strongest ninja' and won’t stop crying.
I tried to make him stop eating ramen out of a bowl and he screamed at me.
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E-cows are the result of a crazy cult run by 4 E-Boys who wear cow heads and play Minecraft all day. They’re so obsessed with TikTok they’ll cry if you stop them. Don’t get jumped by them or you’ll be dead in 5 minutes.
These E-Boys cried for 2 hours when their Minecraft server crashed.
I got jumped by E-cows and now I’m stuck singing 'Renegade' forever.
They showed up at my house with cow heads and a Minecraft map.
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