E courts

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A place where people drink like animals and pass out on the floor. It's next to a college and smells like old pizza and regret. You don't talk about E Courts. You just hope you don't wake up in a ditch.

I woke up in a hallway with a guy I didn't know and a half-eaten pizza.

My roommate said he saw me wearing a sock on my head at 3 a. m.

My dog came home with a hangover and a new nickname: 'Sir Biscuit.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The worst place to be if you have a brain. It's where college kids go to forget their problems and remember them all at once. You might end up crying in a trash can.

I tried to dance and ended up crying in a broom closet.

My friend vomited on a professor's car and got a B+ for it.

I tried to be cool and ended up wearing a hat inside a microwave.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A magical place that turns people into monsters. You go there to have fun, but you leave with a headache and a new enemy. It’s where friendships are made and also broken.

I got into a fight with a guy over a soda and now we’re enemies.

My friend tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.

I left my shoes at E Courts and now they're haunted.

by Slangipedia 14d ago