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the weird power the internet gives you to be more of a coward and a jerk in real life. it’s like having a shield that lets you say the worst things to strangers without getting hit.
I DM’d my ex’s new boyfriend and told him he looked like a chia pet.
In a Discord server, I called my teacher’s dog a fat taco and a bad dancer.
During a Zoom call, I told my mom’s best friend that her hair looked like a raccoon had a nap in it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the fake bravery you get when you’re typing instead of talking. you say things like ‘you’re ugly’ to people you’ve never met, and you don’t even flinch.
A guy in a Fortnite match said, ‘You’re the worst player I’ve ever played with. Your mom is fat.’
I told my neighbor’s kid that his Minecraft house was a dump and that his dad looked like a donkey.
In a group chat, I said, ‘Your pizza is garbage, and your life is worse.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the crazy thing that happens when you’re online and you forget how bad you really are. you say stupid stuff like ‘you’re a loser’ to people who don’t even know you exist.
I commented on a YouTube video saying, ‘Your voice sounds like a dying goose.’
In a TikTok comment, I told a guy that his haircut looked like a goat had a bad day.
I messaged a random person and said, ‘Your face looks like it got hit by a truck and then a cat.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the magic that makes you say the worst things to people when you’re hiding behind your phone. it’s like you have superpowers and a bad attitude.
During a call of duty game, I told my cousin that his character looked like a soggy taco.
In a Twitter thread, I said, ‘Your life is a joke, and your face is the punchline.’
I told my little brother that his math test was so bad, even a donkey would feel ashamed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the weird thing that happens when you’re online and you forget that you’re not actually brave. you say things like ‘you’re a failure’ to people who’ve never done anything to you.
In a game of Among Us, I told my friend that he looked like a pizza with no cheese.
I sent a message to my uncle saying, ‘Your beard is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’
In a group chat, I said, ‘Your life is a mess and your hair is a disaster.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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