E-cougar

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A hot single mom who hangs out at Chuck E. Cheese like it’s her job, trying to find a guy who can handle her kids and her bad decisions.

'I’m not here for the pizza, I’m here for the dad energy.'

'My kid just yelled 'I hate you' at me. I'm trying to find someone who'll yell back.'

'If you can handle my toddler, you can handle my ex.'

An older version of an Egirl who streams online, but instead of being cute, she’s got a little more attitude and a lot more swear words.

'Streamin’ at 2 AM because my kid won’t go to sleep and my ex won’t stop texting me.'

'I’m not hot, I’m just slightly less tired than my followers.'

'I’ve got a kid, a job, and a life. And I still make time to curse at you guys.'