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cheap-ass fake headlights for your Volkswagen Jetta that make your car look like it was hit by a shopping cart

My Jetta looks like it was attacked by a discount store.

These headlights are so bad, even my dog won't ride in it.

I bought these to save money, but now I look like I can't afford real headlights.

a person who thinks they're the bomb because they mess up their name to make it sound cooler, even if it means spelling it like a toddler who just learned how to write

He changed his name from 'James' to 'Jax' because he thinks he's a tough guy.

She went from 'Sarah' to 'Saraya' because she thinks she's a rock star.

He changed his name to 'Dwayne' because he thinks he's a superhero.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a long-ass message someone sent to a girl they've been crushing on for two years because they're too scared to just ask her out and instead decided to write a 10-page letter that makes no sense

He sent her a 10-page message about how he's been in love with her for two years but he didn't even ask her out.

He wrote her a letter that was longer than his math test.

He told her he's been in love with her for two years and then he forgot to ask her out.

by Slangipedia 4d ago