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You’re about to get your jollies from a hot video, but some random person sends you a message right when the video starts playing, like they’re trying to ruin your day.
You’re watching a hot guy in a towel, then your sister sends you a message: ‘Mom wants you to do the dishes.’
You’re halfway through a video, and your crush sends you a DM: ‘Hey, wanna hang out?’
You’re about to cum, and your friend sends you a message: ‘You gotta come to the game.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You’re getting ready to finish your meat, and right when you’re about to blow your load, someone sends you a message that makes you forget what you were doing.
You’re about to cum, and your mom messages you: ‘What’s for dinner?’
You’re in the zone, and your crush texts you: ‘I miss you.’
You’re halfway through a video, and your friend sends you: ‘You gotta come to the game.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You’re about to get your rocks off, but right when the action starts, you get a message that makes you forget everything else.
You’re watching a hot video, and your brother sends you: ‘Can you get the trash?’
You’re about to cum, and your crush texts you: ‘I love you.’
You’re halfway through a video, and your mom messages you: ‘You need to eat.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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