E-club aka Enfuckmental Club

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A club that robs your wallet with fake promises. They’re money-hungry pigs who don’t care if you’re broke or not. They should be shut down and thrown in a ditch.
They said I’d get a free pizza. I got a bill for $50.
I paid $100 to join and got a flyer.
They promised me fame. I got a DM that said 'You’re not cool.'
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This club is a fraud factory. They lie so much, even their lies are tired. They’re the worst. Just fire them all.
They said I’d be rich. Now I’m broke and confused.
I paid for a shirt. It was a coupon.
They told me I’d get a trophy. It was a paper plate.
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The E-club is a money-drain machine. They take your cash and laugh at you. They’re the reason you have no money and no friends.
They took my money and I got nothing.
I joined and got a membership to a club no one knows about.
They said I’d be famous. Now I’m famous for being broke.
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