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throwing your ex's heart into a digital trash can and screaming about it on social media
I just posted a 300-word rant about how he treated me like a side dish.
She sent a group message to all her friends saying he was a disappointment.
He live-tweeted his breakup like it was a sports game.
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telling everyone on the internet your ex is a failure and you’re the real winner
My ex is a loser and I’m the MVP of this breakup.
I made a TikTok about how he couldn’t even text me properly.
I DM’d my ex’s mom to tell her he’s a disaster.
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posting your sad story online so everyone can laugh at your ex and cry with you
I wrote a poem about my ex and it’s going viral.
I posted a crying selfie with the caption ‘He broke me.’
I told my story on Instagram and now my ex is getting comments like ‘she’s a beast.’
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making your ex look like a total idiot by telling your whole life story online
I posted a timeline of our relationship and it’s like a soap opera.
I sent my ex a text that was 10 paragraphs long and it was all about his bad habits.
I made a video explaining why he’s the worst and it’s getting likes from strangers.
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telling your story on the internet so you feel like you’ve officially ended things for good
I made a post saying ‘this is the end’ and now I’m free.
I texted my ex ‘you’re not getting a second chance’ and it felt amazing.
I posted a goodbye message and it’s like I’m moving on for real.
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