E- class

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The E-Class is the meat and potatoes of Mercedes. It costs less than a S-Class but more than a C-Class, sitting right around the $50,000 mark.
My uncle drives one. He says it's the only car that can handle his loud mouth and his loud pants.
I saw one parked in front of a fancy gym. Probably belonged to a guy who thinks he's a gym instructor.
My cousin's dad bought one for his anniversary. Now he's trying to convince my cousin to get one too.
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Mercedes' version of the Audi A6 and BMW 5-Series. It came with everything from tiny engines to big, fancy ones, including one that could knock your socks off.
My neighbor's E-Class has a V8 engine. He says it's the only thing that can keep up with his loud opinions.
My friend's dad drives one with a 6.2-liter engine. He says it's the only thing that can make his kids shut up.
I saw one with a 5.5-liter engine. It looked like it could run over a truck.
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It's like the BMW 5-Series, Audi A6, and Jag XF, but with more style and less drama.
My mom drives an E-Class. She says it's the only car that can handle her drama and her drama queen kid.
My teacher drives one. He says it's the only thing that can make his students behave.
My cousin's friend drives one. He says it's the only car that can make him look cool.
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A nice car, like the E-Class, but it doesn't have to be a Mercedes. It just has to be cool.
I saw a guy driving a Tesla. He said it was cool, but I said it wasn't as cool as an E-Class.
My friend's dad drives a BMW. He says it's cool, but I say it's not as cool as an E-Class.
I saw a guy driving a Lexus. He said it was cool, but I said it wasn't as cool as an E-Class.
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The best damn E-Class ever made. It's like the king of the E-Class family.
My uncle says his E-Class is the best one ever. He says it's the only one that can handle his loud mouth.
My mom says her E-Class is the best one ever. She says it's the only one that can handle her drama.
My friend's dad says his E-Class is the best one ever. He says it's the only one that can make his kids behave.
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The E-Class Wagon is the rich person's Camry. It’s the car you see at the mall or on the street, and it's usually owned by someone who thinks they're rich.
I saw a guy driving an E-Class Wagon. He said it was the only car that could make him feel rich.
My mom saw one parked in front of the mall. She said it was the only car that could make her feel rich.
My friend's dad drives one. He says it's the only car that can make him feel rich.
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The E-Class is the car that every doctor, lawyer, and midlife crisis guy owns. It’s everywhere, especially at the mall during the holidays.
My neighbor's E-Class is parked at the mall. He says it's the only car that can make him feel rich.
I saw one with a big red bow on top. It looked like it was going to be a gift.
My mom's E-Class is parked at the mall. She says it's the only car that can make her feel rich.
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