e clap

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A nasty infection you get from doing bad stuff with people you shouldn't. It's like the worst version of a cold, but for your privates.

My ex got the E-Clap from my cousin's girlfriend. He's been peeling off layers of skin since.

My mom got the E-Clap from the guy at the gas station. Now she's screaming at the toilet.

The E-Clap is the reason my brother missed his prom. He was too busy peeing blood.

A digital infection you catch from clicking on weird links from sketchy websites. Mac users think they're safe, but they're just pretending.

My laptop got the E-Clap from a pop-up ad that said 'Free NFTs!' Now it's stuck in a loop of dancing cats.

My friend's computer got the E-Clap from a suspicious email from 'Mr. Smith' and now it won't stop singing the national anthem.

I got the E-Clap from a phishing link that looked like a pizza coupon. Now my screen is covered in ads.

When a girl is lying on her back, one guy is kissing her, another is sucking her boobs, and the third is trying to eat her out like it's a snack.

At the party, the E-Clap was happening with three guys and my cousin. It was like a food fight, but with body parts.

My sister was the center of the E-Clap at the park. She looked like she was being attacked by three guys at once.

The E-Clap happened in my math class. I had to leave because it was too much for my brain.