e-cigarette

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A fancy smoke machine that turns gross liquid into a vapor that makes you feel like a robot with a caffeine addiction.

My mom uses it to look cool at the grocery store.

I tried it and felt like I was breathing battery acid.

It’s like a vape for people who can’t handle real smoke.

A tiny machine that makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck full of nicotine.

I got it so I could smoke in my teacher’s office.

It’s the only thing keeping me awake during math class.

I used it to cheat on the test and it backfired.

A little device that gives you a hit of nicotine so strong it feels like your lungs are on fire.

I used it during lunch and my friend laughed at me.

It’s like a cough drop that’s also a smoke bomb.

I used it to stay awake during my cousin’s boring birthday.