e-cigar

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A tiny battery-powered smoke machine that turns gross liquid into a vapor you can breathe in like it’s your last meal.

My uncle uses it to avoid getting coughs from his 40-year smoking habit. It’s like a cough shield with a side of disrespect.

My cousin’s e-cigar is so loud it wakes up the neighbors every time she takes a puff.

My mom calls it a ‘nicotine vape’ but it’s just a glorified cough syrup with a filter.

A fancy pen that spits out vapor like it’s angry at you and wants you to choke on it.

My brother’s e-cigar looks like a pen but it’s actually a vapor cannon for people who can’t stand their own breath.

My friend uses it so he can smoke in the house without setting the kitchen on fire. It’s like a smoke bomb with a side of laziness.

My teacher banned e-cigars because they’re so loud they could wake up the dead.

A mini smoke machine that turns gross liquid into vapor so you can breathe it like it’s a bad decision.

My dad uses it because he’s too lazy to light a real cigarette. It’s like a cigarette that doesn’t want to be bothered.

My sister’s e-cigar is so loud it’s like she’s yelling at the air.

My neighbor’s e-cigar is so bad it smells like a wet sock that’s been in a garbage can for a week.