E Choka

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The worst kind of chuta. Like your mom's old pants after she lost 20 pounds and forgot to take them off.
My ex sent me a message saying 'E Choka' and then blocked me. Classic.
He called me E Choka during a group chat. I left the chat. He left the group.
My friend got called E Choka by his teacher. He cried. I laughed.
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A chuta so bad, it makes your breakfast cereal taste like regret.
She texted me 'E Choka' and then sent a picture of her cat. I didn't reply.
He yelled 'E Choka' in the cafeteria. Everyone stared. He ran out.
My brother called me E Choka in front of his friends. I told him to go to hell.
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When someone is so bad, they make your least favorite relative look good.
He said 'E Choka' in the DMs. I said 'You're a choka.' He said 'You're a choka.'
My teacher called me E Choka. I said 'You're a choka.' She said 'You're a choka.'
My friend got called E Choka. He said 'You're a choka.' I said 'You're a choka.'
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A chuta that’s so bad, it feels like your feet are stuck in a puddle of hot soup.
He called me E Choka during lunch. I threw my sandwich at him. He cried.
My mom called me E Choka. I said 'You're a choka.' She said 'You're a choka.'
He texted me 'E Choka' and then sent a picture of his dog. I blocked him.
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The kind of chuta that makes you want to scream into a pillow and cry like a baby.
She said 'E Choka' in the group chat. I said 'You're a choka.' She said 'You're a choka.'
He yelled 'E Choka' in the hallway. I chased him. He ran.
My friend got called E Choka. He cried. I laughed. He cried more.
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A chuta so bad, it makes your worst day feel like a regular Monday.
He called me E Choka in front of my crush. I said 'You're a choka.' He said 'You're a choka.'
My teacher called me E Choka. I said 'You're a choka.' She said 'You're a choka.'
He texted me 'E Choka' and then said 'You're a choka.' I blocked him.
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