e-cheating

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When you chat up someone else or ask for a quickie through messages or dating apps while your main squeeze is still in the room.

Hey, wanna grab coffee later? Just don't tell my wife.

I'm not even looking at you, but I'm still flirting with this guy on Tinder.

Your husband is talking to me on Facebook, and he's still pretending to listen to me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're supposed to be talking to your main squeeze, but you're watching cat videos, playing games, or watching porn instead. It’s basically the worst kind of multi-tasking.

I’m supposed to be talking to you, but I’m watching this guy dance in a banana suit.

I said I’d talk to you, but I clicked on a full-screen porn ad.

I’m not even paying attention to you, I’m just playing Fortnite with my ex.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Your spouse gets mad because you're chatting with some guy or girl on MySpace, and you're still acting like you're in love with them even though you're clearly not.

I'm talking to my ex on MySpace, and I'm still pretending to like you.

He left me a comment on MySpace, and I still responded to it while I was married.

She's talking to my ex, and I'm still pretending I don't know about it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago