e-cheat

1 views · Added 5d ago · 3 definitions

When your spouse or significant other is getting mad because you're messaging and commenting with some random guy or girl on MySpace, and you're still acting like you're not totally into this other person.

'Hey, you're still talking to Sarah? I'm the one you married!'

'Why are you commenting on his page like you're best friends? I'm the one you cheated on last year!'

'You're gonna keep flirting with him on MySpace while I'm stuck here with your dumb face?'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you're supposed to be talking to your girlfriend or boyfriend, but instead you're watching YouTube, playing video games, or watching porn on your computer and totally ignore them.

'Hey, I’m talking to you! Why are you watching this cat video again?'

'I’m trying to text you, and you’re looking at a full-screen porn ad!'

'You said you were gonna talk to me, but I’m still waiting while you play Fortnite!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re messaging or dating someone else through an app or chat, even though you’re already with someone and you don’t care about being a total idiot about it.

'I’m just gonna message him again. What’s the worst that could happen?'

'I signed up for this dating app at work while my boss was giving me a raise.'

'I told my girl I was just talking to someone, but I was actually asking him out on a date.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago