e-cest

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Having online sex with someone from your own family. It's like being stuck in a Zoom call but with your cousin and no pants on.

My mom and my uncle started a group chat called 'The Zoom Zone' and now they're like 20 minutes into a video call and it's just awkward silence and moans.

My little brother sent me a message that said 'Hey bro, I just did e-cest with my aunt and it was like a horror movie but with more skin.'

My grandma said, 'I did e-cest with my brother and it was like a reunion but with more sweat and less cookies.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're doing the deed with a relative over the internet and it feels like your whole family is watching.

My cousin texted me, 'I did e-cest with my uncle and he kept saying 'I can see your face!' like he was a detective.'

My mom said, 'I did e-cest with my brother and now he knows my secrets and I don't even know his.'

My brother said, 'I did e-cest with my mom and it was like a movie but with more embarrassment and less popcorn.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Being online and having sex with a family member. It's like the whole family is in a group chat and you're the one being awkward.

My sister sent me a message that said, 'I did e-cest with my dad and it was like a bad Zoom call but with more moans and less work.'

My brother said, 'I did e-cest with my mom and now she knows my business and I don't even know hers.'

My uncle texted me, 'I did e-cest with my niece and it was like a group project but with more skin and less math.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago