e-cation

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A fake trip where you stare at a screen and wish you were actually there.

I took an e-cation to Paris and still got motion sickness from the Wi-Fi.

My e-cation to Hawaii ended when my boss called me at 3 AM.

I booked a virtual trip to Antarctica and forgot to pack pants.

When you scroll through travel pics like they’re a buffet and you’re the hungry kid.

I took an e-cation to Rome and ate 12 pizzas in 2 hours.

My e-cation to Tokyo was just me yelling at a map.

I went on an e-cation and still got lost in my own house.

A lazy person’s version of a trip where they pretend to be somewhere else.

I took an e-cation to New York and fell asleep on my phone.

My e-cation to Australia was me eating chips and pretending I was on a beach.

I went on an e-cation and still got fired.