e-casm

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Smartphone-based poop talk that happens on the internet. People get confused and think it's serious.

'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.', said no one ever.

''You're not wrong, but I'm right.', said the person who's clearly wrong.

''This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.', said the person who got a 30-minute delay on a train.

Computer-based insults that make you question your life choices and your ability to spell.

'I'm not lazy, I'm just energy efficient.', said the person who never leaves their bed.

''I don't have time for this, I'm busy being awesome.', said the person who got 12 likes on a post about their cat.

''You're not smart, you're just lucky.', said the person who had the same idea 10 minutes later.

Digital backstabbing that happens when people are too scared to say it to your face.

'I'm not rude, I'm just direct.', said the person who called you a donkey in public.

''I didn't start it, I just finished it.', said the person who caused the argument.

''I'm not here to win, I'm here to be right.', said the person who lost the argument.

Computer-based trash talk that makes you wonder why you're still on the internet.

'I don't need friends, I have likes.', said the person who has 2 likes and 100 followers.

''I'm not mean, I'm just honest.', said the person who called your mom a donut.

''I'm not quiet, I'm just peaceful.', said the person who screamed in a library.

Keyboard-based nonsense that shows how much of a baby you are.

'I'm not angry, I'm just passionate.', said the person who sent 20 messages in all caps.

''I'm not sad, I'm just disappointed.', said the person who cried at a commercial.

''I'm not tired, I'm just rested.', said the person who fell asleep during the meeting.