Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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E cap is when you flex so hard your ego gets a tattoo

Yo, I just got a PhD and a Lamborghini. You got a job at McDonald's.

I posted 12 selfies today and still ain't satisfied.

I told my mom I'm richer than the queen. She said I'm just rich in lies.

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E cap is like when you act like you're the main character of your own movie

I didn't just win the lottery. I rewrote the script of the lottery.

I got a 100 on the test. That's just me being average.

I told my friend I'm the next LeBron. He said I'm the next LeBron who can't dribble.

3

E cap is when you act like you're the king of the whole world and nobody's gonna stop you

I'm the king of the school. You're just the janitor.

I got a 100 on the math test. That's just me being normal.

I told my dog I'm the richest person. He barked at me like he didn't believe me.

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E cap is when you're so full of yourself you think you're a god

I don't just eat pizza. I eat pizza and it worships me.

I didn't just win the game. I invented the game and the rules.

I told my teacher I'm the smartest person in the universe. She gave me a D.

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E cap is like when you're so full of shtick you think you're a movie star

I don't just sing. I sing and people stop and watch me.

I got a B on the test. That's just me being lazy.

I told my friend I'm going to be famous. He said I'm going to be famous and still can't spell 'famous'.

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E cap is when you're so full of shtick you think you're the main event

I didn't just win the game. I was the game.

I got a 90 on the test. That's just me being average.

I told my little brother I'm the best at everything. He said I'm the best at being delusional.